Everyone knows the winter time is the time to get boo'd up, to find someone to keep you warm for those cold, snowy nights. To call the boys up and say, "Nah, I'm good on drinks tonight, shorty comin ova." To tell ya girls ya boopy is outside shoveling out ya car. Yet you look to ya left... And then to ya right... No one. Last year you had a hunny and the year before you had a few. But this year's summer time flings all came up as void as the degrees started dropping with the autumn leaves. Now here it is xmas, the most wonderful time of the year, and you don't have as much as a late night shorty or even a text message boopy. But let's not drown in the sorrows of the single slump. Instead, pour yaself a tall glass of Turkey Hill Eggnog, spiked with some rum, of course, and toast to a Happy Holiday.
And here's a few reasons why.
1. Buying presents for that special someone falls heavily on those pockets. And you just slid by this holiday without a dent in the credit card bill. Bravo!
2. No sitting up in the faces of ya shorty's or boopy's family as they open half ass gifts they could have done without. Boring!
3. A brand new year is approaching and you won't be carrying any baggage from some mixed emotional relationship. Fresh start for the fresh TwentyTen!
4. New Year's resolution: Zoom In! Get to know what makes you click and let these hunnies work hard to capture that. So no more trying to fit into their picture.5. You can stop going crazy!! Stop doing the same things and expecting different results. If you like a pretty face, look for girls that make you laugh instead. If you've been after the flyyest dude, keep a look out for the guy who enjoys just being in your presence. You're free from redundancy. Feel the power!
My close homegirl and some other friends of mine are all sulking and riffing because they wish they had a snuggle bunny for the holiday season and throughout these winter months. But to hell with that greener grass on the other side. It's artificial and store bought. You are ending this year and starting a new one headache free, you lucky sons of guns!!
SB: 'Tis the season to stop beasting... Fa-la-la-la-laaaaa. EYEListen.