A Cheater's Beat Down: Protest #4

I take the full blame, (I mean who else can), on my bloglessness... and yes in my return, I hit you with this made up word bloglessness... but you're smart, you get what it means, so point served.  In short, I've been going through the transition of not walking, to walking with crutches, to with a boot, to where I am now: both the left and right shoe!! Whoooo-hoooooooo... and what better way to kick off a 40 day drought than with a Challenging Cheater's Movement newest edition, #4.
Protest #3: With a Broken Heart, I Butcher and Burn
Protest #2: He Cheated so I Wrote a Book
Protest #1: The One on the Side, Tells Their Side

No build up needed for this video clip.  Watch it, cringe and pity the fool... wait, was that a Mr.T reference SMDH, I ought to be ashamed lol.  Yikes!! Anyway, to all the cheaters out there, don't think you're soo slick that this couldn't happen to you.  The side chic wasn't even able to escape the wrath of a town scorned lol.



It takes a village to raise a child... and that same village to whop yo @$$ when you get caught slipping.  Eff it, I'm moving to India... babe, you coming?? =)

SB: I miss blogging, so you better believe I am back in full force.  Got some stuff I've been waiting to get out to y'all.  Thanks to all who got me back on here, back to my love, WillEYEListen.

With a Broken Heart, I Butcher and Burn: Protest #3

Today I watched everyone's (mainly those without a 9 to 5) favorite show, Maury.  And after watching, I felt the need for another addition to the protest against cheating.  Challenging Cheaters Movement... take 3!

Story #1: OK so let's call the mistress of this story Chee Kuttem.  Chee was dating, kissing and humping the husband of a family member.  They had regular rendez-vous's and Chee started to develop strong feelings for this guy.  And that's usually where side chics go wrong.  They fail to realize they have been hired into a position with a glass ceiling.  Well, to say this chic went postal is an understatement.  Chee decided to get real kinky and during one of their regular sexcapades, she tied him up, fury in her eyes, she reached for a knife and sliced off his manhood.  Then she flushed it down the commode.  But she wasn't completely heartless, she took her sliced and diced boo to the hospital and lucky for him, they went back to her house, got to plunging the toilet and recovered this man's PeeWee Herman.  I'm guessing they rinsed it off first (hopefully.. yuck!!), put it on ice and got it to the hospital to be reunited with it's owner.  Silly broad got 5 years... and he got 5 stitches (maybe more but 5 just flowed with the rest of the sentence).  Moral of the story... unless you're a hell of a liar, there is no way to explain to ya girl why your penis is hanging on by a thread.  SMH.

Story #2: So there was this couple... I think they were married.  Here we'll call the woman Berna Dix.  Berna suspected her husband of cheating because he would leave the house at night and not return until the morning.  So one day Berna was fed up.  He came home one day from work and took a nap in the bedroom.  Berna took this as her cue and boiled a huge pot of water.  Once boiled, she headed straight for the bedroom and dumped the whole pot of water aiming below his waistline.  When he made it to the hospital, he had suffered 2nd degree burns to his manhood.  Berna pleaded no contest and was sentenced to 26 months probation.  And believe it or not, in the end, they got back together!!  I don't know which is worst... having 2nd degree burns or still living with the woman who inflicted them. SMH.

These stories are bananas... but I swear you can't make this kind of stuff up.  People are bonkers!!  This just goes to show, cheating really isn't worth the wrath of a woman scorned... or the butcher knife of a woman scorned... or the pot of water... EYEListen.

No Cheating in Twenty Ten... Or Get Sliced and Boiled, You Silly Men!! =) (New Protest Poster)

He Cheated, So I Wrote a Book: Protest #2

Protest # 2 in my "Challenging Cheaters" Movement.  (Protest # 1 The One on the Side, Tells Their Side)  This protest series is serving a mission to convince at least one cheating heart to live the straight and narrow.  And if these stories don't sway ya, just fess up to ya gf (or bf) now that you're a lost cause.

Lately, the voices of the wives of cheating husbands are becoming a lot more sound. And not in a way where she's big news in a televised interview or a hot topic in the news. Wives are writing books that will become timeless on shelves of book stores and in libraries. In the article, Silent no more, wives go public about their husbands' affair, we learn about the wives of high profile men who write books exposing their lives before, after, and during the discovery of their cheating husbands. And as ridiculous as it may seem to a cheating man, this peek into an adulterous relationship is providing support to women who have been or may become victims of infidelity.

Key ideas I grasped from the article:
- Infidelity isn't necessarily a character trait of your boo. It’s sometimes a result of something wrong within the relationship. So, just like women have breast exams to identify potential problems, there are ways to identify if there are arising problems within your relationship.  So be sure to look out for warning signs and keep an open line of communication.

  Fellas, don’t be afraid to tell your woman you like cheese in your grits, you like it better when she has sex without her night scarf on her head or that you’d prefer Friday nights spent playing your video games instead of out on the town with her friends. If she’s difficult and impossible to deal with, rethink the relationship and leave before you opt to cheating.
  Ladies, instead of running the risk of accusing an innocent man, replace accusations with meaningful discussions on whatever is bothering you. And do it in a non-threatening way. No looking in his phone, no activating the locator in his blackberry, and no hiring private investigators. If he’s difficult and impossible to deal with, rethink the relationship and leave before you opt to cheating.  (deja-vu??)

- Women aren’t like they were in the past where standing by their deceitful husbands was almost like second nature.  Personally, I think a man feels more inclined to cheat when he believes his woman at home isn’t going anywhere. It becomes a gamble he's willing to risk. But if her loyalty is accompanied by a memoir recounting the details of their relationship, both personal and confidential, the stakes to that gamble become a little too high.  (Imagine she goes into details about what you like to have inserted in certain places cuz you're a downright freak...)

- Staying faithful just seems to be easier when kids are involved or if you really love your spouse (or boo). Can you imagine looking your kids in the face after their mom has exposed the details of a relationship that is no more?  Do you really want to lose the person you love or do you really even want to stay together when the trust has been ruined?  (Women are more likely to cheat after you cuz they now have a "What I got to lose" attitude)

Now hold up those posters and chant with me, Hell No, We Won't Go Cheat!! Hell No, We Won't Go Cheat!!


SB: Please forgive my bias arguments where it seems like I'm targeting male cheaters.  I mean I am, but I'm really sorry that I do it (I try to be impartial... sometimes).
SB (double time): Black History lesson up next… just had to slide this one in for all my Challenging Cheaters Protestors

The One on the Side, Tells Their Side: Edition #1

This edition will begin a series of episodes where that good ol' cheating goes bad.  I'd like to think of this as my "Challenging Cheaters" Movement.  If this kind of stuff doesn't get a cheater to think twice, nothing will.  So in the famous words of Mr. Heathcliffe Huxtable, "CHA-LLENGE!!"

Check out this article where a woman posts billboard ads in 3 major cities revealing loving photos of her and her married-man boyfriend.  The billboard also displayed a website that has albums of photos and love notes she had received from her beau.  And before you go throwing her under a bus, she was honestly under the impression that this man had divorced his wife years ago.  She has traveled with him, attended family functions with this man and had been dating him for 8 1/2 years.  When she got tipped that he is still married, she hired a private investigator and found out it was true!  She insists she didn't post these billboards in an act of revenge but instead to let everyone know she refuses to be cast as the "other woman."

Not everyone is a fan of public displays of affection... now for all cheaters, how's that for PDA??

SB: Found a better article on Revenge by Billboard